he thought i was a dude.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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