Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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