and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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