You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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