Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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