She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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