...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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