some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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