Where did you get a picture of my penis
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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