Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
