thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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