He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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