I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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