so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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