We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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