I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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