Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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