dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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