is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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