so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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