Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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