I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
