Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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