return my video game
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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