Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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