talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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