What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
