it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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