brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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