even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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