Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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