Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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