Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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