I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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