ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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