I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm really busy with my period
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