I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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