But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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