Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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