So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm at about main and main street
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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