I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
that may or may not have been my penis.
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