i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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