I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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