can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
