I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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