So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
