my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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