The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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