I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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