u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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