she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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