I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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