No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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