Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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