Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
