well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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