she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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