okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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