There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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