The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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