I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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